Tales From The Midnight Dreamer
So while we were all in sculpture class, a lady came in to give us a lecture: do not put more than one layer of chocolate on your shells!
Uhhh, since i was the only person in the class making a shell, everyone assumed she was talking about me.. but i wasnt even using chocolate in this design! So i became embarrassed and went to sit next to Reema, she laughed and put her arm around me.
So now we are all back in Reemas house and its some sort of party, but Reema keeps touching my head, which is so annoying since i have acne on it! I was hecka embarrassed when she found out and i started crying.
I went outside to not let anyone see me cry and Richard came out and slapped me for crying. When he came back in, i was alone outside when two sheep dogs (literal sheep dogs: dogs with wool and baad) came and almost attacked me. So i ran back in and i closed the screen door. The sheep dogs began clawing begging for food at the door until Reemas uncle came and they transformed into some shoes…?
He opened the door and put on the shoes, but they were still alive and caused him to move and dance. The uncle came over and asked if i was okay and i was all quiet and said “…yeah.”
Then all of a sudden Richard ran out of the house, so i ran and followed him: he was about to call mom and tell her about me! I didnt do anything wrong but i had to keep my name good!
Across the corner, Reemas mansion house turned to be an apartment building and Richard was already all the way down the stairs. I slide down the railing and Bam! I hit Johnathan. The sexy latino.. lol oops. Well he asked where i was going and i said i had to hurry and follow Richard!
His pregnant girlfriend asked who i was and i said “Richard’s little brother..” and she scoffed “Haha, you guys look nothing alike! Well off you go.” and she let me follow the boy with the phone.
Out of the building, it was the lobby of the mall.. I dont know how but Richard was at a cafe area talking to my moms friend, telling him how im a cry baby. I walked up while he was talking and she was laughing and making fun of me with him. Her AUDACITY! She turns to see an angry 15 year old boy and then i storm off.
Later i see my friend Pilar and we walk around listening to music and see a treehouse shaped headphone and i laughed at how the heck that is supposed to work.
But soon she had to go, so i left to the cards. I saw get well cards, frienship cards, etc, but then i saw my friend Oscar’s cards. He’s famous! He designs his own cards and they get to sell it at the mall?
In our art class, I was sitting down until suddenly Andrews biology class came in, and we were part of an experiment: Who could see all of us in this back room?
What kind of question is this, this is a stupid experiment i thought.. but oh well, we all went went back there- well some of us. The girl looking for us never came, or found us, and half of the class that was supposed to be sitting down here with us didnt even come back here.
While i was sitting around in this dusty room, i looked around. It was SICK! The most disgusting thing i have seen ever! There were caterpillars growing out of a fungus on the shelf, spiderwebs were everywhere! Giant bugs were crawling around our backs on the wall, and it was just.. nasty.
I became frustrated and walked out of the room. Out of the room and past the corner, it looked like a library instead of my art class. The biology class was here, on the computer. They all turned while i walked past them and gave me strange looks.
After turning, it was my bedroom now, and “Josh” (im not sure what his name actually is) and he was on my bed, using a laptop listening to music. I look around and the entire room is full of the biology students, sleeping on beds in our room. “Josh” turns around and sees me and smiles. He has to go sleep now he says and sleeps on my bed.
I wake up and im on the floor, i mustve fallen. Under the bed i see some left over candy from an old road trip, and under Andrews bed are a bunch of small pill bugs.
To make him feel better, i asked him if he wanted some of my candy and he was like “Wooooooooow”.
We went back to class after the weekend, in English class we recently read a book and now it was time to watch the movie.
Our teacher, Mr. Stewart gave us the books to compare and contrast the differences and my book was ripped. He asked if i needed a new book, but I found one.
And in P.E we were wearing our shorts and Jacob was on the other side, flirting with the girls. One of them even massaged his leg after her played soccer.
I was sitting on the bleachers in the gym, watching the guys play this weird basketball thing; on guy on the far end of the field would throw it all across and another at the side under the hoop would “rebound” it?
Well, im not sure what its called, when you block the ball..
Well anyways, the balls normally bounced to me, so i hit it away in one arm turn, and it amazed me how i have good aiming/blockage techniques, but then on ball i hit and it went up about to hit me again. I slapped the ball away and it came back to me, hit my neck and went away.
I heard a guy laughing behind me, probably Joe.. I got up and sat on the field, because they encouraged me to play.
Another guy that rode my bus told people to scoot down for me to sit on the line. And when i sat down, a guy yelled “Not there!” and across the gym, Marcus screamed “Cant you see that we are sitting on two giant dicks?!?!” and i looked around.. and there, were we were all sitting were (designed on the gym floor tiles) two giant orange phallic penis shapes, going across the gym..
I looked up and laughed..
I had a dream Anthony was apoligizing for telling me to “Fuck off.” But i woke up before he could even finish.
Pssh, i bet he wouldnt even have finish anyways.
We the presidents of Arts and Crafts Club were at Walmart or somewhere buying supplies for our club. I was looking at the papers and frequently pick it up to check it out. Then Claudia is like, “OMG! Just put this down! This is not why we are here!”
And i think Uhhh, yeah, it kinda is. We are here for supplies, right?, but thats when i notice this guy.. he’s been following us around the store! What the - is he doing!?!
I scream RUN!! and we all scatter like crazy, Claudia running this way, Andrew running that way. I quickly go to the back room, it was some sort of security room all the way in the corner of the store. I stay there a while hoping this man wont find me.. I hear the door knob shaking, but i couldnt see anything. The room was lighted by a dimly litted blue bulb.
The door opens and there is my friend Caleb. He tells me to hurry and get out of here. The buildings sprinklers soon turn on, making me think something bad was about to happen. It felt like rain.
Around the corner was another door, like a freezer door. I open it and i return home. I dont think i realized what just happened.. or i mustve forgotten, cause im acting normal again. Or it mightve been a second dream, lol.
Anyways, im watching tv in the living room and my grandma is sitting here also, working on some secret asian food. But i see a really big furry rabbit outside. And i ask her if we have any carrots for it. She said yes and i ran to the kitchen and got one.
I opened the screen door and threw it at the rabbit. Yeah, i actually threw it and it was right in front of the rabbit! But the rabbit bit it and ran away. Yes. It RAN. It went to the other side of the backyard so i couldnt see it..
I walked outside a little more and it came back, my eyes mustve been going bad since i couldnt see it properly anymore.. I walk closer and closer, and it still looked wrong.. really, really dusgusting. Its white fur and brown spotted skin fell of and it was a skunk!
Wow! Why would you lie to me you little skunk!? Just to get food? I walk closer- but then.. i see it. The most horrendous thing you could think of. It was raising its leg!!
I run back towards the door, and i hear it releasing gases..
So it was the new school year, after Christmas break, and im in my p.e class.
I walk into the gym and see all of my friends and then I see Chase.
“Oh hey! Youre back! (He moved schools last year). How have you been?” I ask him.
“uhh.. who are you?” Chase says nonchalantly, acting like he doesnt know me. Oh shut up Chase. You are only acting like that cause you know you still owe me five dollars from the thing i made you.
You better give me back my money or i will hunt you down.
And by the way, your hair looks like a freakin horse butt.
Me, Andrew, Jessica and Richard were in his car; a little ford Acura or something. I was listening to my ipod (i should’ve realize this was a dream since no music was coming out, although i was singing along) and texting Jacob. I was the happiest kid in the entire state of Kansas.
“Wassup Jacob?” i asked all flirty like. And he said he was going to this one area, on the side of town, and i asked Richard if he can take me to Barnes & Noble (a building next to Jacobs destination).
A few moments later i arrive at the countryside mall area. Im not sure what it was but it was only a few buildings, and the rest was tall grass. On the narrow and long parking lot, I see George (Jacobs friend) and i follow him with my eyes, cause he was walking towards Jacob. I get a shock of happiness again and text, “I see you!”. Jacob gets my text and he walks around, looking for our small white car.
In the rearview mirror, i see his face. Oh his beautiful face (In my dream, even though he was fifty feet away, it showed his face like it was right behind the car. ‘Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear’! lol)! His eyes, they were the brightest ive ever seen. His smile with his pearly white teeth, and how it make his cheeks rise high. And just his face entirely made me happy.
“Gotta go” I say to Richard, and open the door and quickly put my headphones away and run out of the car, slamming the door behind me, causing my headphones to be stuck in the door and breaking. Oh well, i wasnt sad, cause i was going to be with Jacob!
I run down the street to Jacob. He was further than i thought cause he didnt want ‘us’ to be seen yet. But i got up to him and slowed down a bit, and just walked. I noticed how sunny the sky was, but i also felt a light rain. It was all okay. My stomach was so nervous, but my face showed happiness. His aura made me feel safe and complete.
I see the others walking behind me and i turn back around.. we are in a different house, and Jacobs gone.
BAMM! Jessica accidently threw the Wii into a vase and spilt all of the insides (it wasnt water, it was like sugar or something). The owner man of the house came in and was like “did you still want to play this?” with an annoyed tone, but showed anger. And Kenny (he just appeared there, sitting on the couch) was like “..Yeh” with the blankest face anyone could make, it made Richard laugh (I heard him in the background). The man was about to abuse us and he said “Well, clean this crap up and get out of my house!” .
Then Dad came in and was saying how its okay, and we could stay..
Me and my mom were shopping at a big mall, it seemed late or really early. Im not sure since it was pretty empty. We were walking around holding soft pillows, and then an announcer lady said: come to the lobby for a guaranteed free pillow.
So like my mom how she is, she yells at me to run and hurry to the lobby. Even though we were like half of the people in the mall. Thinking theyd run out or something. She didnt understand the deal, but she told me to hurry.
When i went down there (my mom was with me), there was about thirteen people. And we all brought our pillows close to our hearts. We all sang carols while we walked out of the mall.. still with confused faces on.
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Me, Andrew and a couple of friends were bugs. Yes, bugs. Like praying mantis, caterpillar, etc. We were at the bottom of a green house/shed, and it felt small and damp.
Andrew, he had a camera and was taking pictures of his mantis girlfriend. She was walking, creeping and modeling across the walls trying to get to the other side of the building. Whatever we did, we could NOT let ourselves be seen by the humans.
While she was striking poses every once in a while, i was cracking up. Her face looked so annoying. I was the next to go across the room, trying not to be in the light (where the humans could see us) and i said i could go across and not look so stupid like Andrews girlfriend. He became annoyed of me and said “fine. you do it” and left me to walk across the room..
Im halfway across, and Andrew is still taking pictures of me.
*Wake Up*
